Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

What is its Muslim equivalent?

A kaboom!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are there no headache pills in Troy?

Cause Paracetamol

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !