Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

Experience Jokes More Experience Jokes

Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

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What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!