Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

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What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

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What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!