What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.

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What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

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How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

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What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

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What do you call a developmentally challenged member of the ruling elite?

An autistocrat.

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion