What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

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How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?

You slap him and he slaps you back !

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

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How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

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How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

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What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

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What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

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What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion