What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.