Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do you call a party with no Filipino people?

A no-Nguyen scenario.

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

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What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

What goes after USA?

USB.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

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What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.