Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

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How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

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Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

What are cats' natural predators?

Cars.

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What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it