It's not my fault I'm blind.
They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.
Trying to get out of his grave.
Girls
Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.
Dyslexia
She broke it trying to read the road signs.
Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
A: It's not my fault.
It's not my fault.