Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

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How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers?

A: "All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully

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Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

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Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!