Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

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How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

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What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress's name tag?

A: "What did you name the other one "

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

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What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

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Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.