Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

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What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

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Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.