Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.
BLE-YATCH!
It's not my fault I'm blind.
Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.
What's up, britches.
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
Because they all had a tare
His shirts get all winkly.
Your so fly man
Because she's a medium
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Collar ID
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
When it's attire.
Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.
No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.
Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.
Attire.
If you're a surfer and you're getting head.
Stop talking in secret code.
Strait out of cotton
Cloathed*
An ampu-tee.
It wouldn't fit on their shirt.
A crime fighter
An astronaut, you douchebag.
So he could hide in the cherry tree.
They disguise themselves as uncles!
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
The D
5 minutes
When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!
The Battle of the Bulge.
Because they lasted a minute in battle
Because the prices are so steep
Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.
You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.
It takes 21 days to make a habit.
None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.
