What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

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Why do men like blonde jokes?

A: Because they can understand them.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white?

BLE-YATCH!