What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ?

Bolzano the door !

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

A: When the door is open.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.