What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

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How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

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Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

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