Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

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Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

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What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

How soft is Bill Gate's pillow?

Microsoft.

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Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

Why is there no Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9.