Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

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How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

nothing, hes a fan.

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What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.