Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

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What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

microwave

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What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!

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Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.