What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

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How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Men can be Feminists, too.

How many roads must a man walk?

42

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively?

OC/DC

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

Why me?

for the full hour.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!