Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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Because he has a magical staff.

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Methrandir

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

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Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick