What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

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Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.