What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Who are you with?

and "Just heard our song"

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Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

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What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

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Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes