What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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Who writes books for little bees ?

Bee-trix Potter !

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.