What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes