Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

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Because it has cis-trust issues

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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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They deliver

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The Apostrosea.

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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.