Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

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Why was the electoral map feeling down?

It wasn't, it was feeling blue.

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

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Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

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Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!