Poem Jokes

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

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What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

What does toilet paper and office paper have in common?

You can write on both of them with a No. 2

F Jokes More F Jokes

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

How do you get a little old lady to say the "F" word?

Yell bingo.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

What does a sick billionaire say?

I feel like a million bucks"

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!