What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

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What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

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Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !