What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

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What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

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What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

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Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

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Why did the english student get an F?

His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !