Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language