Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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Why are paraplegics bad project teammates?

They never carry their own weight.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3