What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

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Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

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What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.