Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.
He took a forrest dump.
Mine is morning.
Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.
Jesus
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
Darude Sandstorm.
Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
Because Joseph was Stalin.
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"
