Loose stools
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Jesus
You sound just like me!"
Check his spirit level.
Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day
He thinks one step ahead
They crucified the carpenter.
Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....
Because he was screwing around.
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
Because they take a fence to that.
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Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.
Jesus may actually return some day.
30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.
God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top
4. Prophet.
He gets hammered and she gets nailed.
Because his stool so hard!
Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.
He couldn't remove three nails to save his life
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out
I'd tap that."
Still no idea.
No-eye deer.
A Haiku.
Stone.
Build a house next to it.
A "Build your own Jesus" kit.
ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search
Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.
they raise the roof.
