Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

What did the balding thief say in the wig store?

Toupee or not toupee