Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Who'll handle the Guantanamo closing?

Same guys who did Circuit City

How would you say you handle job pressure?

Not a problem.jpg

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

What did the court jester call the balding crown prince?

The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !