What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

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I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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Because women are always right.

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He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

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Veteran Aryans

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Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

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Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

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Nothing, he already said it twice.

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When your bald !

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The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.

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OC A receeding Herr line.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))