What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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Ladder-hosen

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Because they are the wurst.

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

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Herr Doctor.

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OC A receeding Herr line.

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One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))