Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

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Because they can't even.

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

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What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder