Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

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Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ?

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The Boston marathon finish line.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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Both will go bad in 9 days.

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A handicat

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Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder