Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

boo bees

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

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Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.