Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together

Why was the calf afraid?

He was a cow-herd!