Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!