Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together

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Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.