What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!

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Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

What did the calf say to the silo?

Is my fodder in there "