What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!

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How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A: A Buy-ologist.

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

What did the calf say to the silo?

Is my fodder in there "