What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!

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What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf