What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

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Who's about to run this country?

Yea that

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

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Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?"

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What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile?

Gladiator.

What do you call a lost legion?

A Roman army