Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

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What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

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How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.