Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Whats long black and stinky?

the unemployment line.

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When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.