Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

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What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

Whats a baby's favourite temperature?

Womb tempertaure

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving