How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you driving in a bathing suit?

Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

Arizona

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Good Conductor Jokes More Good Conductor Jokes

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.