Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
An on-call-ogist
Cause Charlie don't serf.
Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!
A: In France.
A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)
Ohm on the range
Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.
A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.
Because it follows the path of least resistance
To make a path for the Israelice.