Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

France Jokes More France Jokes

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.