Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

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What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

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Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance