Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

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What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

High C Jokes More High C Jokes

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

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Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's