Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

Requirement Jokes More Requirement Jokes

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

Why was the mathematician fired?

Because he was sur to requirements.