Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
His mother told him to hit the hay.
I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke
Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.
she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..
Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!
Because they "can't even."
Premature emasculation.
There are posts on the frontpage
logs on to Wikipedia*
Natural logs.
