What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What's the best rock to sleep on?

bed rock

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...