What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...