Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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What's a blonde's favourite wine?

A: "Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

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What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it