Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

Where does Arnie sit at the movies?

Aisle B - Back.

Ba Jokes More Ba Jokes

What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

Why should I?

ba dum tss*

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it