Hotdog Jokes

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

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What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

What do cows like on their hotdogs?

MOOstard.

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Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.