What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato?

A tater tot.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

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What do you call a potato that's also a sports fan?

A spec-tator!

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

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What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it