What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

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Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

What do you call an obnoxious potato?

A dictator.