What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

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What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato?

You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you.

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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.