Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do you call a cowboy with erectile dysfunction?

Clint Southwood

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What to do you call an old dentist?

A bit long in the tooth

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

Gunpowder Jokes More Gunpowder Jokes

Why didn't the gunpowder plot work?

Because gunpowder is black.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.