Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

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Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.