Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

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Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

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What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

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What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ?

Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !

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What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D

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What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

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What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.