Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

What do ducks smoke?

Qwack

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

What do you call a monkey named James that's afraid of everything?

Jim-pansy

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.