What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

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What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

What did Tennessee?

the same thing Arkansas

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."