What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

What is an Arkansas virgin?

A girl who can run faster than her brothers.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet