What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."