Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

Who just threw that?

Boy: "Me. I'm going home now."

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.