Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
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Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.
Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.
Pump kin.
Arkansas
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."
the same thing Arkansas
They can't stop licking their paws.
A girl who can run faster than her brothers.
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Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
A: Highway 55.
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.
They all live in Arkansas
Because everyone there hates integration.
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."
So they can park in handicapped spaces.
What Arkansas..
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
Family reunions.
Damn near a whole set of teeth.
Because he had good genes.
West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush
Inverse.
So she can be pardoned.
They have a sixth sense of humor
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
Guilty.
Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist
A smoke aLaama.
They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter
Camalot is where King Arthur lived !
He knows where all the bad girls live
The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.
You use tulips.
