What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

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What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

Why are sinks depressed?

People look down on them.

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

A: Highway 55.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

What do hillbillies do on halloween?

Pump-Kin