What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

A: Highway 55.

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What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover?

Sorry... That came out wrong.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

What did Tennesee?

What Arkansas..

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!