What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

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What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

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What's the best thing to do with a thimble?

Bang it with a drum-thtick!

What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

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Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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What do you call a man from Portugal?

A Portugoose. Because you cant have one gees.

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!