What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.