What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

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How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.