What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

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What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.