What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

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What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense?

A Douche

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

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What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

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What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.