What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

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Where does a person with one leg work?

IHOP

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.